PEEBOTTLE
Ticker $PEE · paired with AMZN · launched on Pons
$PEE · LIVE ON PONS
LIVE
0 AMZN
paid out to holders
SHIP TO: HOLDERSSKU · $PEE
CONTRACT: [ AWAITING MANIFEST ]
TRACKING · ROBINHOOD CHAIN
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0units / hr · quota 300
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based on (multiple) true stories
The Daily Grindwage-cage edition · tues · 5¢
real
$AMZN wagie pisses in bottle to meet productivity thresholds
"Walking to the bathroom kills my rate," says local associate, refilling.
Associates at a nearby fulfillment center have reportedly resorted to bottling it rather than fall behind quota, sources say.
Management called the unit numbers "inspiring." The bottle has since graduated into a locked liquidity pool. Holders were unavailable — busy.
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Every $PEE trade pays a fee. Pons pays that fee out to holders in $AMZN, straight to your wallet. Hold your bladder, collect the stock. No shift required.
EARNINGS STATEMENTPERIOD · EVERY TRADE
EMPLOYEEYOU
POSITIONBAG HOLDER
DEPTFULFILLMENT
Earnings
HOLDING $PEE$AMZN
PEEING IN BOTTLEnot required
Deductions
BATHROOM BREAKS0.00
FORMS TO FILL0.00
Direct Deposit
NET PAYpaid in $AMZN · on chain$AMZN
SN · PEE-AMZN-PAYROLL · trading fees are routed to $PEE holders by Pons